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Joke of the Day

"One Day I hope I can afford an iphone like that girl in line in front of me with the food stamps!!!"

"Whats so great about banging 26 year olds? There's 20 of em"

"Did you hear the one about the gynecologist who was looking for a job? He could never find an opening."

"Yes, I'm a professor. I teach intercourse 101 and my wife is the only student. She's getting a D"

"Jenna Jameson to Oprah, ""There's a little bit of Jenna Jameson in everyone."" I'm pretty sure she got that backwards."

"How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark."

"A dirty joke A pig rolled in the mud"

"When I was young, I thought girls didn't poop Now I realize they're all full of shit"

"No mister movie ticket guy that's not a bag of cheetos in my jacket that's my enlarged heart for the love of cinema"

"Politics isn't confusing. You have a choice of being screwed by one of two gorillas and one is considerate enough to use lube. Now choose."