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Joke of the Day

"Just remember Mom, you can't spell ""disappointment"" without ""appointment"" which reminds me I have to be at Hooters at 9 for my interview."

"My doctor told me I'm artistic. I have no idea how he could tell."

"Bruce Willis is talking to a parrot. ""I'm Bruce Willis"" he says. The parrot repeats it. ""yeah right"" Bruce says, but is secretly worried"

"How much did the critic tip the waiter? Two cents"

"I was going to make a gay joke Butt fuck it..."

"And before bros, churros."

"I just got early access to the new Injustice: Mods among us."

"Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night? Han shot first."

"How do you shut Donald Trump up? Muzzle-im"

"He died doing what he loved: checking to see if wolves are ticklish."