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Joke of the Day
"In my local park there are three holes in the ground... Well, well, well."
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"Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub? Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower."
"A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday."
"I'm confused, if all these rappers really are the genuine article like they claim, then who are all these phonies they keep talking about?"
"My kids outgoing voice mail message says,,"" I'm sorry I won't come to the phone right now. It's 2012. LEARN TO TEXT."""
"Instead of a happy ending the masseuse gave me an indie movie ending. She stopped suddenly at a random point and left everything unresolved."
"Q: Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas? A: Billy the Squid."
"I don't call photos of myself ""selfies"". I call photos that include anyone else ""otheries""."
"Joke What goes oom oom"
"Free Tibet with the purchase of a Tibet of equal or lesser value."