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Joke of the Day
"Why do sandwiches never have kids? Because they always turn out in-bread."
Next Joke
"What's the fastest liquid on earth? Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it."
"My grandmother died and left me a tomato. I shouldn't have asked for any heirlooms."
"What is the difference between a chihuahua humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? The pit bull gets to finish."
"ME: WOW! Bigfoot! BIGFOOT: Hey Smallfoot M: U call us Smallfoot? BF: U have small feet M: no, urs r big BF: mine r normal M: huh BF: see ya"
"I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I killed a cyclist."
"Stop! This is not funny! My dad died in 9/11, his last words were Allah wakbar"
"Think of how old we're gonna feel when Honey Boo Boo dies from an overdose."
"You know you've seen too many walking dead episodes when your hand gets stung by a bee and you start screaming for everyone to cut it off"
"What do my tastes in food and pornography have in common? I prefer the kind with fruits and vegetables."