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Joke of the Day

"Why don't people get married in North Korea? Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw."

"My 3yr old pooped her big girl panties at church today and I forgot the wipes, in case you were feeling bad about being single today."

"I used to date a girl with cataracts Things were going great until one day she stopped seeing me."

"What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market? He was un-feta-ed of his cheese."

"We live in a time where ""He is hot"" is more important than ""He is a nice guy."""

"What do you call a Trump wall that's politically corrupt? A gate."

"What was the pedophile's favourite drink? The milkshake, because it brought all the boys to his yard"

"What's the leading cause of obesity in women? Wedding rings"

"I'm all set for Friday night: got my mac 'n cheese dinner, 40 oz., 'Steel Magnolias' DVD, Twitter friends and tears."

"The thing about women is that they love good listeners and they hate rapists."