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Joke of the Day

"Why don't people get married in North Korea? Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw."

"If you are what you eat... I can see why some men are assholes and some women are dicks."

"How many sad soccer fans are there today? A Brazillion..."

"I miss the good ol' days, when no one had a clue what 'gluten' was."

"I met an urban dwarf who keeps perfect time. He's a metronome."

"whats a frogs favorite type of metal joining practice? A rivet"

"I believe what politicians say about as much as I believe the person who says, ""I never got that text."""

"What do you call a homesick Asian? Disoriented"

"Currently using my daughter's iTouch to read your tweets. Also, reading her emails and writing shit on her Facebook page."

"My coworker said he enjoyed his recent trip to Port-au-Prince. I guess you could say he has a love/Haiti relationship."