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Joke of the Day

"whats a frogs favorite type of metal joining practice? A rivet"

"Dudes named Chance never had one."

"When Microsoft and Apple ship faulty products Microsoft: We will fix that faulty battery timer through a software update. *never fixes it though* Apple: *quietly removes the battery timer*"

"I know Victoria's secret She's hungry."

"How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? you knock on the door."

"What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed? Thanks for the handy cap."

"Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic dyslexic? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog."

"Did you hear that the DMV is going make all stop signs bilingual for Spanish Speakers in 2014? It's not going to be too expensive, though, all they have to do is add the ""e"" to the front."

"What do you get if you cross Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip? Killed in a Parisian tunnel."

"I'm a Mexican with a black belt Call me Juan Punch"