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Joke of the Day
"""So, you're going that way? Cool. Me too."" - Dogs"
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"I just ate a family... ...sized kraft Mac n cheese and now I'm too full to get drunk by myself tonight."
"A seal walks into a bar.... And the bartender says, ""what are you going to have?"" The seal replies, ""anything except Canadian club."""
"Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead."
"Pants should have to wear pants so they understand why it sucks to wear pants."
"What do you call a well-endowed Asian man? Hung Lo"
"Why didn't Hitler go to strip clubs? Because he didn't like poles."
"I bought a Lamborghini that tells dark jokes It goes from 0-100 real fast"
"Can I tell you a joke? Your bum broke! hahaha! We loved this lame-ass joke as kids"
"What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian? Aye matey."