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Joke of the Day

"Just spilled beer on my crotch, so to save myself from the embarrassment, I pissed my pants. Can't have people thinking I'm a sloppy drinker"

"Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion? Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion."

"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? ...her capital has been Dublin for years"

"What are the two oldest animals on Earth? The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white."

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the shit out of the dogs."

"Honey Boo Boo evolves into Sugar Scab! Pokemon is back baby!"

"The worst feeling ever is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are alcohol."

"Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he was a fungi!"

"I have a wig, I have an orange, ugh Donald Trump"

"What do you call a castrated unicorn? A eunuchorn."