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Joke of the Day
"One of the guys I work with overdosed on Viagra. His wife's been taking it pretty hard."
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"""The new iPhone 6 is bigger!"" Meh. ""It has more sensors!"" Pfft. ""You can block group texts."" I WOULD LIKE ONE THOUSAND OF YOUR IPHONE"
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"what's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? ...I have a boner."
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"What cause of death did the doctor give for a patient whom died after staring at a woman's behind? assfixation"