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Joke of the Day
"Why don't more people cook Armenian food? Because it can be very thyme-consuming."
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"What do you call a midget party? ...a little get-together."
"Do you know the difference between a strip club and an elementary school? If you dont your a sick mothafucker!!!"
"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but he'll get the Mexicans to do it."
"yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck."
"Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !"
"What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche? Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche."
"We would have discovered the cure for cancer by now if we rewarded, recognized and respected our scientists just as much as we do our sportsmen and celebrities."
"Whats the difference between Trump and Hitler? About 70 years"
"Clean joke about sorority girls Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups? Because they *can't even*!"