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Joke of the Day
"Leaving a chunky sneeze on my shower wall to test my cleaning lady. I fear I am a terrible king."
Next Joke
"I just found out what ballerinas call their dresses. I just put two and two together."
"2 scientists enter a bar... The first scientist asks the bartender : ""H2O please"" and drinks his water. The second scientist asks : ""H2O too please"", drinks it and dies."
"I walked briskly to the nearest safe haven as I was being chased by the hood on my jacket."
"What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him? He mooved"
"where do sperm go when they die? The sementery."
"Two types of people in the world.... Ones who pee in the shower, and motherf**kin liars"
"What did one math book say to the other math book? We've got a lot of problems."
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles."
"Dinner with Jesus Say you have a dinner date with Jesus, in a fine Italian restaurant, what would he order ? Jesus takes the veal !"