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Joke of the Day

"Leaving a chunky sneeze on my shower wall to test my cleaning lady. I fear I am a terrible king."

"I'm sorry, I don't see why you can't have a crack house AND have it tastefully decorated."

"If a meteor goes to a restaurant, Would he prefer his sandwich to be vegan, or even meteor?"

"TIFU by Posting in the Wrong Subreddit Twice"

"Want to hear a joke about time travel? I'll tell you yesterday."

"It makes sense to buy Automatic Cars, because they cost an arm and a leg."

"Why is it the worst for Stevie Wonder when stopped by the police? He doesn't know why they're beating him to death"

"Daaaaamn boy. Are you an Adobe update? Cause you keep showing up and I still don't want you."

"A co-worker of mine vocally disapproved with my proposal to ban pyrotechnics in nightclubs... I told her to give her rebuke a rest."

"PMS jokes are not funny. Period."