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Joke of the Day

"I once saw a road sign that said, ""Slow Down, Small Children at Play"" but then it occurred to me that I'm not afraid of small children"

"What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi? A Saudi"

"A bishop came to Church Today Clearly he was an impostor. Never once moved diagonally."

"Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is."

"i just read this article...did you know 50% of asian business men have cataracts... the other half drive rincoln towncars"

"Why do cows huddle together when it rains? To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other"

"Why do we call it toilet paper? Does anyone wipe their toilet with it?"

"The quickest way to immigrate to America... Is on a one way ticket to Mexico."

"What is a condom with a hole? Kinder Surprise"

"""Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent forest fires"" - Smokey the NRA Bear"