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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dragqueen in a truck? A Transporter"
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"What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captains log"
"A man walks into a bar... Looks like it hurt."
"Maybe my grandma stayed married for 50 yrs because she never said stuff like ""I just wish he would support me, you know, creatively."""
"Charm me with your beauty and intelligence or just wait till I'm really drunk."
"Is there such a thing as spontaneous feline combustion? Anyway, baking soda and vinegar are terrible for cats."
"What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday? I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents"
"Seeing your ex go through what they put you through. Priceless.."
"Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'? Because Abu Dhabi doooo."
"I wonder if back street boys have there own lunch room? a Bac-a-teria.THANK YOU ,THANK YOU VERY MUCH LADIES AND GERMS."