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Joke of the Day

"There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the PlayStation box containing the socks I got him for Christmas."

"How you compliment an Italian cheese maker? ""Gouda worka"""

"What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce."

"How do you get a jew out of his car? Tell him it runs on gas"

"My wife & I couldn't agree on which psychic to go to. They were all sad and depressing. ""What did you do?"" We finally found a happy medium"

"What are the ""White Walkers"" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode? Chilling."

"The self-checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons."

"You are so sweet... ...is your zodiac sign caries?"

"YES! Some of the breast augmentation websites aren't blocked at work! SWEET FREEDOM!!!"

"Not saying you're shady but there is a family of squirrels gathered around your ankles."