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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a jew out of his car? Tell him it runs on gas"
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"The word ""fireplace"" really reveals the creativity of our ancestors."
"If you stare at a 6 year old when they're eating a banana split, they hold it real close and eat faster."
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"Hope nobody has a video of me trying to get the fourth corner of a fitted sheet over the mattress."
"Do you like any sports? No, but i like ~~the iphone~~ 10s"
"I just don't get life insurance. Why would I want to give my family a financial incentive to kill me?"
"Don't call it a comeback.. .. It's mostly in your hair."
"Q: How do elephants smell? A: Really bad."
"I've got a shitty joke. Why did the poo have a crappy life? Because his dad is an arsehole"