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Joke of the Day
"What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend? Reload, take better aim."
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"Waitresses/waiters of reddit... When you got interviewed for the position, did you tell them that you bring a lot to the table?"
"A Joke by my Physics Teacher A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the roof of his building. Just before the man jumps, the physicist yells: ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"Why Do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there."
"Why did the man kidnap 100 children and kill 10 of them? So that only 90 kids will remember."
"Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there."
"If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?"
"I'm surprised more people don't Photoshop a cleaner house into the background of their pictures."
"I wish dreams were like Chatroulette and you could just click ""Next"" when you see a guy in a Mickey Mouse costume jerking off."
"Through voting, users determine what posts rise to the top of community pages and, by extension, the public home page of the site ...until the mods wake up."