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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl, heard you really like pandas *Seductively eats bamboo*"

"What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking Hahahah jk Rolling"

"Well, they warned me that I'd go blind if I kept doing that... Sitting too close to the TV."

"im 100% for equal rights for women! I mean so what they are inferior to men?"

"Q: Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time."

"I'm 94% sure I'm going to die in a running in flip flops incident."

"My friends and I are camping out tonight. It's gonna be in tents."

"Musicians... cant seem to get of the [sofa](http://imgur.com/xUunghQ)"

"My friend asked if I could help him write a bedtime story for his kids. I thought ""what a novel idea""."

"A high-dea supported by evidence... Is called a High-pot-thesis"