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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a magnet that can go both ways? Bi-Polar"
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"When do you use duct tape on a duck? When he's quacked."
"Caught my co-worker MICROWAVING a HOT DOG with a SLICE of AMERICAN CHEESE on it. Don't worry I pushed him out a window."
"A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice."
"What did the Bacon say to the Tomato? What did Bacon say to Tomato? ""Lettuce get together"""
"You was sent back to earth from hell becasuse the devil choked on your soul."
"I guess Donald Trump hates Pre-shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"
"My daughter is late coming down to breakfast. Her 3 strips of bacon are getting cold. I mean 2 strips. Sorry, 1 strip. She'll have cereal."
"My suspicious mole cancelled my appointment with a dermatologist."
"How to go indigenous.... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b1jklUhG1y8"