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Joke of the Day
"When do you use duct tape on a duck? When he's quacked."
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"What's the best way to become a Russian leader? Stop Stalin! Just Putin the effort and start Lenin it happen!"
"Today on my first day of school someone told me that I must be so excited to be a senior I said ""Right back at you Grandma"""
"Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !"
"where did the lone ranger take his trash to? to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump."
"My rich uncle just passed away so I recently came into some money But now the bills are all stuck together"
"A man visits a prostitute The man says, ""I want to have sex with you for $200, but then I also want to hit you"" The prostitute asks, ""For how long?"" The man replies, ""Until I have my money back!"""
"Today a girl kissed me I just wish that I could post this in another subreddit :("
"A black kid comes home from elementary school one day... And says, ""hey mom, I've got the biggest dick in the third grade! Is that cause I'm black?"" She says ""no Tyrone, it's cause you're nineteen"""
"Ha ha! Clinton-Dix"