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Joke of the Day

"How has sound technology come so far & yet the McDonalds drive-thru still sounds like someone is farting into a walkie-talkie."

"In Transylvania, it's your Count that votes."

"It would suck to be named Will in the army. ""Fire at Will"""

"*buying teacher's gifts* 7: Mrs. J said she hates candles. Me: {recalling mountain of homework every night} Pumpkin Spice Candle it is then!"

"You wouldn't know her. She goes to a different Internet"

"Why do white girls like Apple? Because once go Mac you never go back."

"What do you call in-flight pilot training? Air conditioning."

"How do you get Lady Gaga attention? P-p-p-poke her face."

"There are two rules for success: 1. never tell everything you know."

"Its better to remain silent and let people think you a fool... ...than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."