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Joke of the Day

"Jewish Pun What did Hitler say when the Jews got away? Aushwitz, they got away!"

"I rate the pyramids 9/11 Because the jews did it."

"When women cry, their faces look like half-chewed Starbursts."

"Hate when I lay out too close to the shoreline and the other beach goers team up to try to push me back in the water."

"You know why when you look up and see birds flying in a V pattern, one side seems longer than the other? More birds on that side."

"I think the doctors told me my blood type was A... but I'm not positive."

"How do you know you are at a picnic with gay men? All the hot dogs taste like shit"

"Why did the insomniac get arrested? He resisted a rest."

"Iguanas feel love but don't marry ..know why? Cos to Mariguana is illegal."

"What comes after the third car? The ford car."