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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes when I play a game on my computer, the screen goes dark and I see my own reflection in the screen and wonder what I am doin with my life ..then the next level starts."

"What if the cure for cancer is in the mind of someone who cant afford an education?"

"""Doc, it's embarrassing, but I don't feel sexy."" ""Try wearing the wife's panties."" ""Really?"" ""Yeah, the red ones with the lace are nice"""

"What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!"

"Do you know how you piss off a bunch of people at once? http://www.redditstatic.com/reddit500.png"

"[gathers around casket and see's it's full of gatorade] uh oh, then that means [grandma's body is being dumped over the winning coach]"

"I wonder if Woody or Buzz have ever met Andy's moms toys. I think it would cause mass confusion as they probably share the same names."

"A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""

"There are 10 types of people in this world... ... Those who know binary and those who dont"

"How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut."