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Joke of the Day
"If Sesame Street were real, and I went there, and I saw those things, I would shit my pants."
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"What is the healthiest college? Rice"
"i love how flies rub their hands together like little criminals"
"Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs? Because they can't even."
"I was standing at a urinal taking a leak when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox...bad day to wear sandals."
"My sister Crystal I asked my mother earlier today why my sister was named Crystal. Mother: That's because I love crystals so much. Me: What about my name then? Mother: No more questions today, Dick."
"Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne."
"60% of all secretaries can type... The other 40% are huntn' peckers."
"How to tell if you are gay 1. Have sex with another man 2. If you enjoyed it, you're gay 3. If you didn't, you're still gay"
"Don't include me in your ""baby name suggestions"" group text if you're going to ignore my ideas. Pubert is a lovely name for a boy or a girl."