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Joke of the Day
"Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver? Because she's dead."
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"Two necrophiliacs are having lunch together. One asks the other ""so how's your love life?"" His friend replies ""not so good, that rotten cunt split on me"""
"Why do rednecks like the doggie position? That way they can both watch wrestling."
"The Gym is like Church. Everybody thinks that by going one hour, one day, they'll erase what they did during the week."
"What do you think of Miles Davis? he kind of blew"
"Love is like a cup of hot coffee on a rainy day... It gets cold really fast."
"I don't throw people under the bus because there's a chance they could lay flat in the center and not get hurt, which I'm not okay with."
"I love Easter. My unborn children get to play find the egg tonight."
"Unless the girl is hot, when she asks how I want my hair cut, I'll say ""In silence"""
"This Jewish kid asks his dad for five dollars... and his dad goes, ""Four dollars? What do you need three dollars for?"""