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Joke of the Day

"Why do you get the best blowjob at a crack house? Because they ain't got no teeth!"

"They say a mind is a terrible thing to waste. You have nothing to worry about."

"Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime? Prism"

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized."

"I saw some things at the auction labeled ""Art Objects"" Considering what they looked like, I'd object, too"

"I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered.... It's a dell"

"I always wonder how Men managed to find entire continents. Mine can't even find the butter in the fridge."

"Whats would happens if you added Hillary Clinton and the USA and subtracted an A? I dont know but it would be Hillary Us."

"I became a vegetarian yesterday. I regret it already, I guess you can say it was a missed steak."

"I'm going to change my name to Benny Fitz...so when people add me on Facebook, it will say;..You are now friends with Benny Fitz."