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Joke of the Day

"Why do you get the best blowjob at a crack house? Because they ain't got no teeth!"

"what keeps the lions from leaving the savannah the ele-fence"

"What kind of meat does The Pope eat? Nun"

"I used to always do No Shave November At least until I started growing facial hair."

"Sherlock Holmes leaves the bathroom without flushing... After he exits he tells Watson ""I think I am constipated."" Watson replies. ""No shit Sherlock?"

"What's the difference between a good year blimp and 365 days of sex one is good year and the other is a great year."

"How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer? It won't be there"

"Relationship Status: Married long enough to know when I hear her say ""I love you,"" she's talking to our dog."

"Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she's dead."

"I was born pessimist My Blood Group is B negative"