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Joke of the Day

"Someone just asked me to fax them my email address. Careful driving folks, these people walk amongst us..."

"A Quebecer staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. ""Black pepper, or white pepper?"" asked the concierge. ""Toilette pepper!"" yelled the Quebecer."

"A joke for Europe A Greek, an Italian, and a Spaniard go into a bar and have an awesome time, ordering drinks till dawn. So who pays the tab? A German."

"What do Mormons and tweakers have in common? They both ride bikes and go on missions."

"A Good Marriage I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, ""Hey, we're getting along pretty great lately!"""

"A ladies magazine told me to compliment my wifes booty. So I told her I was glad it wasn't hairy. I need a place to stay"

"What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know but it's e-nourmous."

"How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch? ""Tea, Rex?"""

"Did you know the pope really loves cats? He's a real catholic."

"Why is Donald Trump like a Gibbering Mouther from DnD? Both are all mouth and no balls."