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"Jim McGuinn and David Crosby found dead in apparent Double Homicide, one Keith Richards suspected. It seems two Byrds were killed by one Stone."
"Eating pistachios is like picking up girls You always go for the easiest ones to crack first."
"Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp."
"If you elect me president, the national unemployment figures are guaranteed to drop by at least one."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. . . . . .and orders a beer. When he finishes is, the barkeep asks ""Have another?"" Descartes replies ""I think not."" . . .and POOF. He vanishes."
"James is coming over. ""James from work or James who thinks he's a leprechaun?"" J: TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA! ""I'll hide the Lucky Charms."""
"Why was I named after Adolf Hitler... Well, I certainly wasn't named before him!"
"I knew I saw you the moment I laid eyes on you"
"Sorry, I'm holding out for the Zune Mini."