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"[NSFW] What's brown and rhymes with snoop Dr. Dre"
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"GF: ""I'm telling you now! Size does not matter, it doesn't make you any less important."" BF: ""Yeah? Well explain that to Pluto."""
"What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're? ad homonym"
"You hear about the highly-productive pastry factory that has trouble retaining employees? It has a high turnover rate."
"How is Valve like Uranium-238? By the time they get to the third Half Life 13.5 Billion years will have passed."
"I've been teaching myself French so that I can seduce my wife Boner Petite, baby!"
"I can't wait till they invent the non automatic paper towel dispenser."
"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom? Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)"
"Special olympics joke [0 upvotes 'cause no one cares about special olympics]"
"[dinner party] GUEST: so what are your thoughts on euthanasia? ME: [mouth full of mashed potatoes] I am against youths everywhere."