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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem? It's a puffin!"
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"Heard my ex tell one of his friends I was a stalker. Almost made me mad enough to come out of his closet and give him a piece of my mind."
"Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password? Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily] THIS IS A FUNERAL Me: *[Types in] THIS IS A FUNERAL"
"How much is Donald Trump's life insurance worth? One Pence"
"Do you think all these parents who named their daughters after flowers really gave much thought to how much teenage boys like to pluck?"
"Athene Kappa"
"Why are Jews so good in school? They were taught how to concentrate well."
"Why do men give their penises names? Because they don't want a total stranger making 90% of their decisions."
"A patella throws a party Because he's fun-knee"
"Boss: You're late! You shoulda been here two hours ago! Me: Why? What happened two hours ago?"