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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deceptive feline? A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion ~ Lying I'll pounce myself out now..."

"I don't get this joke A guy woke up after being frozen for 1000 years, someone asked how he felt and he said he was okay with an emphasis on the o"

"If the quiz made you a little quizzical, what is the test going to make you? Really fucking confused."

"In response to being asked if I had a good weekend: Days off are like blowjobs -- even the bad ones are good."

"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is basically Saw, but with desserts."

"Last night, I had a dream that I was walking on a white sandy beach... At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning..."

"Lost Wallet I thought my dad would be angry when I told him I had lost my wallet, but he told me not to worry, that it was in my genes."

"NSFW - Two dildos are in a drawer... One of them sighs. So the other asks, ""Soft day at work?"""

"What's the best part about getting a puppy? Getting new shoes every week."

"Why didn't 2x befriend x^2 ? He had trouble integrating"