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Joke of the Day

"Lost Wallet I thought my dad would be angry when I told him I had lost my wallet, but he told me not to worry, that it was in my genes."

"What do sex, Mexican food, and pizza have in common? They're all easy to do decent but hard to do great."

"I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!"

"I'm fairly certain that kids only have ears for decorative purposes."

"Did you know how they found out that Dale Earnheart had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders on the dash."

"Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV? His son with the xbox."

"There's a new perfume being marketed to the super rich that contains a singular ingredient... ...it's called One Pure Scent."

"Knock knock Who's there? An owl An owl who? That's my line!"

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, said Papa Bear. Someone's been sleeping in MY bed, said Mama. Why don't u share a bed?! cried Baby Bear."

"I was walking in a chemistry lab. I tripped on some acid."