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Joke of the Day

"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is basically Saw, but with desserts."

"A juice bar called Just Kale Yourself."

"Feminists won't get this... Anywhere"

"I was kicked out of the army because I got gonorrhea It was a dishonorable discharge"

"What shoes are hard to wear? Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share."

"If your opponent cracks his knuckles before a fight, have comfort knowing that osteoarthritis will, in due time, avenge your savage beating."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is down, your Facebook will do."

"*Throws up some gang signs* *stabs self in eye with salad fork* Hubs: Next time you do the Macarena, put your fork down."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years."

"Everyone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something."