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Joke of the Day

"Last night, I had a dream that I was walking on a white sandy beach... At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning..."

"Trainer: Are you wearing lipstick? Me: OMG no, that's just wine."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Why are yachts and ships so scary? Because they're for boating."

"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This isn't a good joke."

"Then a white guy laughed at his own joke with an intensity that hinted at a darkness within."

"It's 450 BC. Socrates is doing a keg stand at a philosopher frat party. Gets the nickname SoCRAYtes. Nobody takes him seriously ever again."

"""It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!"" American children."

"What did the Turkish guy say to his babe when she invited him to eat? Ke-bab"

"What do you call an Italian hooker? A pastatute"