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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers are clean."
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"*incoming text* ""hey bud can I crash at ur place"" Sure come on over *sound of approaching airplane*"
"No James, that isn't a giant peach... ...that is Nicki Minaj walking away from us."
"In titanic Jack could of lived..... But Rose just like taking more wood than she should"
"What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces? Klaustrophobic"
"Thanks, meeting venue that turns off the AC in the restrooms--I love emerging from taking a dump looking like I just ran a marathon!"
"You - ""Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?"" Friend - ""No?"" You - ""Didn't think so"""
"How do you reuse a condom? You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton's been picked."
"new joke I know this deaf musician, he plays a keyboard with one hand... and sings with the other"