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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Helen Keller was an atheist? I guess she never saw the light."

"When I die I really hope that as a ghost I can travel and not be stuck in one place. I have people to scare and some I want to see naked."

"""Dad why'd u name me this?"" I named u after the greatest athlete to ever live ""Oh ok"" Now let's go, Air Bud, we're gonna be late for church"

"You know you're too drunk to drive when... The tree you swerved for is actually the air-freshener."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist insomniac? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog"

"How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer."

"Who build King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"

"Remember back in the day, when you used to blow bubbles? Well, bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."

"What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!"

"My favorite tree died earlier. Now I have mourning wood."