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Joke of the Day

"If you have The Black Eyed Peas on your iPod, 2 things: number 1, you're stupid and number 2, you have peas in a pod."

"Wife: He makes puns all the time Therapist: You should punish him Husband: But every punishment to be different"

"Ethiopian Cuisine... is a bit bland. It tastes like nothing."

"I just got a job circumcising elephants. The pay is terrible, but the tips are huge."

"In the beginning God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then neither God nor Man has rested."

"I must be a geologist I keep finding a new rock bottom."

"Homophobia is stupid. Who the hell is afraid of homes."

"I met this 14 year old online, and she told me she is an undercover cop... How COOL is that for someone her age?"

"Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing she said ""Moving."""

"I like my women like I like my politics The more Bush the better"