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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was out standing in his field"
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"I was banned from guitar class because of an inappropriate reaction to ""let's practice your fingering technique"""
"F(x) walks into a bar the bartender looks at him and says ""Sorry we don't cater for functions"""
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"I know some scientists who worked on LIGO. I am so glad to gravitate around people who make waves."
"M.C. Escher goes into an ou so s W."
"Me: What kind of tools do I need to make a cake? Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this."