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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows!"

"Mew and Mewtwo are both on a slanted roof. Who falls first? Neither. They can both levitate."

"It doesn't matter what you order at Taco bell... You're going to end up with Taco-ria"

"Donald Trump walks into an empty bar and says.. ""Am I the only joke here?"""

"believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it."

"If I am ever in a coma on life support I want my family to unplug me... And then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards? Because people keep reporting they've found de brie."

"what do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha Ching"

"Therapist: what's your biggest issue with your husband? Wife: he gives me no privacy Me: [tapping on window from outside] that's not true"

"Why's Prince George great at measuring out 6 inches? Because he's a little ruler."