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Joke of the Day

"How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't, numbers aren't sentient beings..."

"Ok everyone enough of your ""family"" time, come back to the internet. We are your real family."

"Who was the first to see a cow and think ""I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"""

"What do you call someone from Massachusetts who murders a bunch of Catholics? A Mass. Mass Mass Murderer."

"I've only been eating 6 spiders instead of 8 every year so I'll have plenty for retirement."

"""Sooo sorry I fell asleep during your wedding. It was rude but your vows were like SO long. Anyway, you may now kiss the bride"""

"The lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life,"" but john came fifth and won a toaster."

"The cannibal nervously decided to try his first human meal Much to his dismay, he got cold feet"

"What do you call a midget party? ...a little get-together."