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Joke of the Day
"If you think my status updates are ridiculous, you should see my life choices."
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"How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !"
"How do you make an archeologist blush? Give them a dirty tampon and ask what period its from."
"I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it."
"Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley? Cause it's always Jammin'"
"Women is born with two vaginas The parents and the doctor thought it was a miracle until poop came out of the second one"
"The more complex the handshake, the less complex the individual."
"Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics? Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA."
"[bank robbery] OK EVERYBODY GET DOWN! [dave starts doing the electric slide] Damn it Dave, not you, go grab the money"
"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands."