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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a Fiat & a Mini Cooper get into a head on collision. It was horrible... there was glitter everywhere."

"The year is 2075. A student asks how World War 3 began. The teacher responds with ""Well, James Franco and Seth Rogen made a movie..."""

"The neighbours dogs woke me up last night barking loudly. So I threw my shoes out of the window at them and that shut them up. It was a pair of hush puppies."

"My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak. If only they could see me now..."

"I met a girl that told me, ""Make me laugh and I'm yours"". So I pulled down my pants. Apparently, she didn't want to laugh that hard. :("

"So I just made a new awesome mod! $4 to download and plus new content coming next week for $5 more!"

"Whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine."

"What do you call an emotionless Asian woman? A rice queen!"

"The average life expectancy for a human being is one life."

"Why cant Gingers make shoes? They wouldn't have a sole."