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Joke of the Day

"So I just made a new awesome mod! $4 to download and plus new content coming next week for $5 more!"

"What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage? I don't know, I just fly the drone"

"Knock knock? Who's there? Dr Who. WHICH Dr Who?"

"Tell someone you love them today because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing"

"JUDGE: That THING cannot enter ME: But Inky is my pet OCTOPUS IN AN ASTRONAUT'S HELMET FILLED WITH WATER:*squirts ink at him* INKY NOOOOo"

"Watched a porno today of only people with extra chromosomes It's called ""Down to Fuck?"""

"Tornadoes and marriage are alike, because they both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house."

"What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!"

"What's difference between dollars and Jews? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars."

"When do you stop at green, and go at red? when eating watermelon"