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Joke of the Day
"Anal Lube? More like Anal *Noob*"
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"Hey, you funny fellows, what are some nonchalant jokes to tell people that do not sound like a joke at first? I need to impress my friends with Internet stuff, gosh."
"What do you call a drug dealers phone book? -An addictionary."
"A group of the best ISIS fighters mistakingly kidnapped Chuck Norris When they realized who they had, they beheaded each other"
"I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said, ""How the hell did you get in here?"""
"apparently math tests aren't like pregnancy tests and peeing on them IS FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT."
"When applying for a job in the hair industry... Do you have to hand in your Tresemme?"
"The Spy Who Loved Me But Wasn't, Like, IN Love With Me #RejectedBondTitles"
"People as ticklish as me shouldn't get pedicures. I've kicked this Asian in the face twice already."
"""Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $57!"" -Every attorney apparently"