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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee From that cheap place down on the corner."

"Whats the worst part about a threesome? Watching your parents fuck"

"Was the Nintendo hungry? Nah, it 8 a byte earlier."

"You're on top of Mount Everest. How do you get down? Pluck a duck."

"Why is Light Beer like sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water"

"How much space does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible :)"

"Its too expensive to put up Christmas lights these days. I'm just going to hire a bunch of Mexicans to sit on my roof with flashlights."

"2 Muslims walk into a bar. The bar explodes."

"What did the lazy monk say? Namaste..right here"

"I see your sister's sick burn and raise you mine. ""If you're gonna be a dick, wear a condom over your head."" She's 9."