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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee From that cheap place down on the corner."
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"Why don't you want to eat pussy in the morning? Have you ever tried to spread a grilled cheese?"
"Change is hard. I mean, have you ever tried to bend a quarter?"
"[wife talking to me on phone 45 mins after I go to play poker at friends house] ""stop crying for a second...what do you mean you lost me?"""
"My 2015 new years resolution 1920x1080"
"I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn't a very good one."
"Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this ""problem"" not heard of pizza and alcohol?"
"how does a bakery know when to make more bread? on a knead the dough basis."
"What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies? I dont have a Lambo in my Garage..."
"Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet? Because it was a sewer side mission!"