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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you want to eat pussy in the morning? Have you ever tried to spread a grilled cheese?"

"Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses."

"Someone stole my car from the Target parking lot, but fortunately they returned it at 11:00 pm when it was the only car left in the lot."

"My waterslide technique has been described as 'oafish', 'dangerous' and 'how did you get into the penguin enclosure'."

"What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line? A full set of teeth"

"Getting married is easy, staying married is hard. Just ask my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy."

"Math Exam If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $ 6.30 now."

"Donald be careful. Donald watch out. Donald look both ways. Donald Duck!"

"I'm at my most vulnerable when I'm trying to spell Chrysanthemum"

"The Sad Life A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."