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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you want to eat pussy in the morning? Have you ever tried to spread a grilled cheese?"

"Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon? Because they might Pikachu!"

"Obama and Bush walk into a bar... ...Clinton ducked."

"Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac? He had a bad experience with Windows"

"Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside."

"I was gonna tell you a joke about the wind... ...But it blows"

"Getting laughs on Facebook is like going down to the elementary school and dunking on the six foot goals."

"When a door closes... and incognito window opens."

"I almost bruised myself yesterday It was a missed ache"

"What do you say to a black guy with a job? Keep at it, inmate!"