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Joke of the Day
"Why did six take seven with her to social events? Seven was her ""plus 1"""
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"i'm gonna build my house on your house and if you even come close to my house that's attached to your house, we'll attack you.. - bees"
"The reason that there are so many tweets about cats is that people with dogs go outside."
"Don't be racist. It doesn't matter if you're black, asian or normal!"
"the face you make when a stranger's dog starts sniffing your crotch"
"Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too"
"My girlfriend wanted 8 inches.... So I fucked her twice"
"God said too Joseph, come fourth and be granted with enternal life... Joseph came fifth and got a toaster"
"You can lead a horse to water... but you cant force her to star in Sex in the City 3."
"Found $0.83 under my pillow. It appears that I still have all of my teeth so now I'm a little worried about what I was paid for."