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Joke of the Day

"i'm gonna build my house on your house and if you even come close to my house that's attached to your house, we'll attack you.. - bees"

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"I once dated a meteorologist just so I could be with a woman who wasn't right all the time."
"What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street? [British] ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*"
"Just a reminder of what day is today.. 9/11"
"What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator? Close the door! I'm dressing!"
"What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover? 100 meter Daesh"
"Tragic sewing accident kills woman and three children... Whoops, wrong thread."
"*cocks gun* Me: ""Go ahead."" Horse: ""Just be cool, man."" Me: ""DRINK."" Horse: ""No problem. It's just a stupid expression."""
"What do you call it when a stripper does charity work? Pro *boner* work"
"What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper? Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?"