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Joke of the Day
"My friend told me I don't know what irony is Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop."
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"Hipsters never go white water rafting It's too main stream."
"Don't you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?"
"I'd rather fly Oceanic Airlines than Malaysia."
"Vivid Entertainment offers Miss Colombia $1mil to star in a porno. Wait, they just took it back and offered it to Miss Philippines."
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"What was the fisherman's favorite art style reelism"
"In my experience, people who say ""I'm not trying to be difficult,"" don't really seem to be trying all that hard."
"*Power goes out* Wife: I can't see! *Shoes light up* Me: Ha! Whose shoes were ""a waste of money"" & ""clearly meant for a large child"" now?!"
"What did the watch say when the necklace, earrings, purse and ring killed the shoes? I won't be an accessory to this."