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Joke of the Day
"I read quantum physics magazines for the particles."
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"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of Tic Tac? ..... Tempermint"
"Rain is just God listening to Bon Iver."
"So I flushed my extra viagra down the toilet... I haven't been able to close the lid in weeks."
"Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in."
"Walk up to the guy with a popped collar and spiked hair & say ""What's up, Chad?"" & he'll be all ""Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro?"""
"I just got my first cold sore... My mom says: ""Welcome to the world of herpes!"""
"What did the businessman say to the other businessman? We're both businessmen."
"Before I go to bed, I like to take a bath and than listen to Single Ladies. Its my own Bed, Bath and Beyonce."
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