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Joke of the Day

"[OC] I've got a broken yo-yo for sale. Anyone want to buy it? No strings attached"

"Son, your mother and I looked at your browser history. Frankly, it's not pretty. Do you for real need a walkthrough for Call Of Duty"

"how do you know a basketball player has prostate cancer? he dribbles a lot"

"How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !"

"Paul says to Jesus ""Hey man whatcha doing for Passover?"" Jesus says ""Just hanging around."""

"""Here's your cup of Joe"" - Joe at the sperm bank"

"Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? A tire."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The Road done him a bad turn."

"A World War II joke What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial? ""I was just following odors."""

"I lost my wife in a bet I bet I could sleep with her sister"