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Joke of the Day

"What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp. "

"What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught? You got the Wong guy."

"There's an Anti-Parallelogram Party tonight. Be there, or be square."

"Ever heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog."

"My LOTR joke If Gimli's father was evil, would he be called Gloin the Dark?"

"What do you call unborn twins? Wombmates."

"And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?"" asks mother. Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"

"How do drugs end up in prison? They get smuggled in by some asshole."

"A Japanese man observes his son scratching his knee. He comments, ""Itchy knee, son?"" The son replies, ""I already know how to count, Dad!"""

"What did Adele name her sandwich shop? A deli"